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E.T.101
The Cosmic Instruction Manual - An Emergency Remedial
Edition
Co-Created by Mission Control and Zoev Jho
Did you arrive on the planet without a set of instructions?
Have you ever secretly suspected you were adopted – from another less dysfunctional
world? Is your genetic coding giving you trouble recently? Do you vaguely
recall a reason for being here, but are pretty sure your current job
is not it? Hang in there. These times and this book are for you.
For those of you who left your galaxy for the Mission
to Planet Earth without the instruction manual, Mission control has
granted you an
unprecedented second chance: E.T. 101 - a smart how-to guide for
becoming truly "human" in
this irrational world of ours. Now that you have yourself completely
disassembled, why not take a moment to read the instructions?
E.T. 101 is a tool to awaken you from your evolutionary
slumber and remind you of what you already know - but have either misfiled
or
forgotten - about yourself and the world around you. Each page
of this little
instruction
manual for living will jolt you with fresh insights and diamond-sharp
wit.
This manual is a transmission from fifth-dimensional
sources, written expressly for the awakening human population who asked
that it
be published. It is not a book. It is a technology - designed
to zap
you. We hope
you enjoy it. May the Force be with you.
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